And Seal it With a Kiss♥

I think I’m going to end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer.

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‘Your homework this week will be_______’

‘and It’s due tomorrow’

More Laughs Here

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I act like I don’t care because I think you don’t care .

Justin are you drunk or high or something..

bieberfevertakeover:

its-jaybee:

• You said “I’d like to thank not only God, but Jesus.”..it came out hilarious…
• You brought your pet snake and named it Johnson, which means ‘huge dick.’…I’m guessing you named it after your Bieberconda.
• You attacked Selena in the interview with kisses.
• You said you were wearing your snake.
• You forgot to thank your fans.
• ….you brought your pet snake.
• You’re acting really odd..
• You brought your pet snake.

omg thankyou. what the fuck is with the snake?!

lolol

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Beyonce is pregnant. It’s destiny’s child.

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